Poorly written German Poetry

What follows is some poetry I wrote in German, which as you might guess is not my first language. So please excuse all the horrendous spelling, grammar, word-order, capitalization, and der-die-das errors.

[I found this 5 year old poem while clearing out some old documents]

Alle Mädchen, sind sie übel

Alle Mädchen, sind sie übel,
Ursachen, da sind zu viel.
Sie kaufen Pommes-Frittes gestern
Und dann macht kaputes Herzen.
Verstehen sie kann ich nicht.

[For the Deutsch impaired...]
All girls are evil

All girls are evil,
Reasons why are too numerous.
They buy you french-fries one day
And the next they break your heart.
I don't understand them.

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