Before I continue...Where is the rabbit, and what purpose does it serve? I can't keep all this stuff straight... the rabit is some sort of top secret ore necessary for something... I forget...(and that reminds me I have to wrap it up for tuesday)...let me check yeah its just a top secret ore I have to give to the counter intelligence... so where were we? Uhhh... I dunno, Beavis. Let's ask Stuart... Oh, John! Roooooooooooooster the hell was that? How about a boxing fight between Garbacik (he used to be a boxer right ?) and scholl (he is mr. Physical fitness)? ...just a thought... well scholl was just about to act out his duty as totalitarianistic vice-principal, when suddenly the real federation ships that were supposed to come came....the only problem was Agent N left to look for colleges in New York, so it became necesary that he be found. SO the ships beamed up all the agents and started heading for new york....Deater got out his handy landfill ful of broschures from prospective colleges mailed to him and he found the address of every major college in new york....the ships started scanning them, but unfortunately to scan for agent N involved destroying the college and searching the rubble....soon students at MIT, worried their college would be next, decided to start an offensive....they ....... (Getting a bit far-fetched, isn't it?) Roooooooooooooster You're on your own, Deater... ok...they offered Deater a full 4 year scholarship (I wish)...anyway where is this story going? DŐ garbacik would kick scholls ass all over the place. i hate school. he's a tool I thought YOU were the only one who knew where it was going, Deater... All in favor of reseting the Never-Ending Story and starting something semi-realistic without Klingons and guilty looks in ice cream trucks, say aye...AYE Yes, it's unanimous. This story officially ends like this... It is February 29, 2004, on the surface of the moon, in the Province of Detrelia, on the Dark Side, lit by artificial bio-promoting GREEN flourescent lights. As a result of the recentpeace conference, and after a decade of extraterrestrial warfare, Agents Deater and G are married, ending the Great Psychobellum that has ravaged Earth. After theceremony, the newlyweds take off on their honeymoon, a cruise of the universe, as Agents N, R, and PM hold back Agent S, who have been overcome by a jealous rage. And so, our hero Deater has succeeded. Operation Bunny-Rabbit has made up for the failure of Operation Bottlecap, Homecoming 1994 is over, and Agents PM and R watch the cruise shuttle and feel humiliated because they are still bachelors, and the universe rests in peace... and THANK GOD so does this Never-Ending Story, which has just Never-Ended!! ok ok ok it has ended...I rather liked this one...I'll have to print out the ending...but of course to coin a phrase "All good things must come to an end." just like star trek... DŐ oh well....by friday by friday.....i'm goin to hold you to that, pal... the Never Ending Story has finally gone.. Soob Soob, I mean it was doing just fine a couple days ago... Oh well the sub goes no farther.. Well, Friday has come and gone, and the REAL Never-Ending Story of Deater and Agent G has yet to be completed, so thus exists the possibility of another NES to be born (which would be tough, because its parent is already dead, but hey, this is computer, and we can do anything...) time for a new story (futuristic). Any ideas on how to start? agent whatever was getting boring. Maybe the real story will end monday. it better. i dont think i can take anymore posts on that subject Tom walks across the landing pad of his home on the upper side of town known as GreenWalk ( witch used to be known as Hollywood in the 21st century) to his hover craft. As he climbs inside he thinks about the meeting he is having a half an hour from now with Mr.Yonce. What could the richest and most powerfull man on earth and mars want to see him about? After all he is just a run of the mill Detective who hasn't solved a case in over 8 months. He lifts off the landing pad and heads for his office.................... No. CHRIS>>> Some advice: if you're going to post anonymous, don't leave your personal tag. ANyway, the son of NES is dead, because Deater chickened out and blew it and now A__'s going with PENROSE!!! of all people, so the real-life nES is slowly dying. what a dick. Don't worry......i wont go anontmoues(whatever) anymore. I hit the wrong keys before ROOSTER. Give me a stinkin break! here....to make you happy........................CHRIS................................... aren't ya gonna post anymore? is antone? i posted my last one like 10 days ago. Is this sub dead? RUINER Ok without me and my weird stories this sub has died...so Secret Agent Deater became apprehensive as the deadline apporched...he knew he had to make contact with the fair Secret Agent G and carry out Operation Trabajo. March was approaching and Deater had just turned 17 Earth Revolutions old. He needed a plan and he needed one fast....so he decided to...... Go get some cafe au lait at McDonalds and think it over. He purchased his drink and sat down in a window seat. He took a sip and immediately spit it out. Even a casual observer could've seen the look of startled revelation on his face. "This is awful!" he exclaimed. So he threw the rest away and sat down again at the table near the window. Then... Then he remembered why he was there....he was waiting for Piano Man to come pick him up and drive him to school...poor Deater seemed to be losing his memory....and suddenly he realized that he had not ordered Coffe, but he had ordered Orange Juice! He suddenly saw one of the McDonalds employees run out the door and speed off. At just this moment Piano Man pulled up, Deater hopped in, and A high speed chase ensued. Who was this mysterious employee, and was s/he trying to poison Deater? There was only one way to find out.... Title.... They continued to follow the "Employee" 23/50 And as they continued to follow the employee they realized he was heading south on Belair Rd. towards baltimore city, away from where they needed to go, school. But they said the hell with school and continued to follow this guy all the way to Perry Hall High, where he ran inside and... iommediately got lost because they know nothing about perry hall high... until they.... Ran into 2 hot twin girls.. Kasey and Kristi. And the 2 girls thought that Piano Man and all were cute, so they gladly helped them, until Piano Man tried to take advantage of them, and along comes Iggy, who gets Piano Man away from the twins, and earns the twins respect, and love, and then.... iggy, your all heart... ...meanwhile, deater realized that there was only one girl for him...and he'd seen her come into this place...so he dragged piano man 9who was just about to strangle iggy from behind) away towards a window.....looking out, they saw the mysterious woman get in her car, and speed off.... deater and piano man ran back out to Piano Man's (che)vette to pursue, but deater was soon enraged when he realized he would have to wait a few minutes for the car to warm up......so that it wouldn't stall every time it stoipped.....a process taking only, say, 5 minutes or so..... but luckily Deater caught the liscence plate on the car, and they drove to the MVA to try and trace it. After waiting in line 3 hours to be told they were in the wrong line, Deater+Piano man decided to try their luck randomly driving around....soon they drove into John Carroll, and saw the car parked in the parking lot! And who else was sitting in it, but Agent B! (a pretty cool girl that goes to JC). Piano Man and I questioned her on her invilvement, and she said that she was guarding the car for a mysterious looking stranger who said she was Agent S (another girl that goes to JC) This Agent S is prone to hyperactive bouts, and would not be above sabotaging Deater's breakfast. So Deater searches out Agent S, when he suddenly runs into Agent G in the hallway (Agent G is a gorgeous girl at JC who Deater is madly in love with but afraid to talk to)....so Deater decides that he has to do something...so he... DŐ (sorry about all the agents, but they are all real and they add ,ystery and intrigue....hey Iggy you can come visit and help me out too) we could make him Agent I.... Title.... no...i got orders sating there are too many agents now... 29/50 anyway keep sith the story...unless you dont underdtand....you can then throw in people you know that we don't....it doesn't have to make too much sense... DŐ agent G csme out of the building with a mysterious "man." oh no! it was that mad maintenance guy! Deater and PM qiuckly hopped in the car and tried to drive away. but, to their surprise, the maintenance boy cut them off at the teepee on the front lawn........ he took the teepee, threw it on piano man and deater, and then spilled the rack of canoes on top of them! My the time Deater got out the maitanace guy was doing 80 around the oval and by the time Deater got piano man out they were zooming down route 22 (oh yeah the maint guy kidnapped agent G)...luckily Deater had slipped a homing device into the evil guys car, the only thing was he left the tracker at home. So clueless, Deater searched for ideas....he decided to.. go home and get the tracking device.... but when he got there he realized it was broken....so he was about to give up when he got a phonecall. "Hi Vince...this is Steve. I kidnapped Agent G and have her hidden at my house! You'll never find me and never guess who I am! ha Ha! " Well Deater realized that this might be a trap, or knowing ROoster (steve) maybe he just messed up like normal. SO Deater+Piano man frove back to Perry Hall, searching for Roosters house.....right where 43 splits off from 40....diaster struck!.... Title.... this 34/50 snowplow crushed the front of our car. The state didnt want a repeat of last year with the snow so they had the plows out early when there was a chance of snow!....then they got out of the car and started to beat up the driver......thhen........................... then they went to the shell station and called rooster's house. Surprisingly, he answered. he said "yes it's true, i do have her and you'll never get to her! hahahahah." with the evil laugh ending the conversation, they decided to search for his house. Since they were at a gas station, they picked up a map. Since their car was totalled, they must pursue on foot.......... they found his house right where they left it...but he barricaded the door and wouldn't let us is. So we called the departmen of Tobacco and Firearms and Janet Reno sent some troops and tanks over....until ROoster threatened to burn the place down. Deater realized that if he did that, agent G would get hurt. So deater formulated a bold plan with his swiss army knife, a tennis racket, a scrunchie, and a blowtorch....he..... Title.... burst through the 37/50 window using the pocketknife and used theflamethrower on the door. He beat that other dude (i forget what his name is) over the head with the racket. When he went in the room she was gone..............the window was open. then...... realized the dep. of Tobacco and Firearms was kidnapping her (for no appearent reason except plot advancement)....deater... obviously what deater suspected was true....the killer alien plants had infiltrated the highest level of our government....why they had to kidnap HIS girlfreind and not Ford's was beyond him....but it was up t7 Deater to save her and the world from the government (and maybe some aliens controlling them). So Deate jumped out the window in pursuit..... Title.... pursuit... 40/50 without realizing that it was on the second story....in an amazing act of athletic ability, he.... Title.... hurdled the hedges 41/50 and headed down the street. They cought a cab downtown. They got off the police station to report the kidnapping. Aftere the report, they got back in the cab and started driving. after throwing the cab driver out the door at a stopsign because he didnt stop, deater started driving.....the ended up...... they ended up at the capitol building at Washington DC......because Piano man was reading the map wrong....they were trying to get to Los Angeles....but deater figured as long as they were there they should find the Attorney General and ask her why Agent G was kidnapped. Thanks to budget cutiing, the two just walked into the Attorney Gennerals office, and on her desk they found a folder marked CLASSIFIED....inside was....... picture of Goerge and Barbara Bush! they didnt know what to do with it so they............ they burned it.......but suddenly Daeter remembered that the Attorney General was approved my the senate....so PM and Deater wenr to the CApitol Building and walked in and started beating up senators until they told us where the division of tobaco and friearms was.....in turned out they had a new headquarters....in Bel Air!!!!!SO once again our brave heroes traevrse I-95 and rte 24.....so they got there and... Title.... Walked into the office, 45/50 and inside was janet reno, bound and gagged.... with a note from rooster.....saying he had rekidnapped agent G.....and they were driving to new york..... Rooster was going to stick her in a barrel and throw her over Niagra FAlls...which Rooster mistakenly believed to be the highest waterfall in america (deater knew Yosemite was the highest....but ROoster got it wrong at an academic competition)...anyway Deater had to save her....so he quick got his liscence and got his '66 mustang and zoomed up I-83, to US-15, to I-90, and zipped over to Niagra falls....just in time to see..... ..just in time to see- A huge white whale jump out of the bottom of the second highest waterfall in the US and swallow Rooster whole. Deater got out of his '66 Mustang (but left it running) and went to jump into the falls after the whale. Ford Perfect quikly rushed to the scene and stole Deaters Mustang and drove off like a bat out of hell. Unfortunately every officer of the law is working a speed trap on 152 and Ford was hastely pulled over by the fuzz. The kind (but bulging) gentlemen stepped out of his Caprice and asked Ford for his liscence and registration please. But alas Ford remembered he had 6 days before he gets either so he... jumped back in the car just as Mistake came blowing by and mowed down the cop.....Ford then took off for Michelle's house, and when he arrived........ Title.... he said "hi" 49/50 then Meanwhile Deater managed to wrestle the whale to submission outside of Buffalo New York, and rescued Amy.....Rooster got his leg bitten off and went insane spending the rest of his days in a ship hunting for the white whale and seek revenge.....anyway Deater wondered how Ford managed to get from Upstate new york to harford county so quickly....but he was stranded and he and Agent G (amy) had to walk home...so they started walking.....