Hi. I'm John Clemens. I'm in my 30s. I do a lot of stuff with computers, and have since I was a kid. I've had a web page since the nineties. You can see some of my older and increasingly broken stuff here.
These days I'm a busy man. I'm a father, a husband, a graduate student, a software developer with many, many years of professional experience, an open source advocate, a Linux kernel hacker, an avid baseball fan, a tinkerer, a builder, a reader, a thinker, and a hat wearer.
Here you will find information about my research interests and my open source projects, as well as my resume and my random musings in my blog.
So GitHub is reportedly being bought by Microsoft. I already had a few issues with GitHub, such as their reported toxic business culture and the fact the service code itself wasn’t open source when so many others are, so combine this with the fact I don’t like or …
It’s been a while since I updated this blog, so lets do it. First, I’ve managed to get a few more publications. First, at work, we posted a paper on Maat to arXiv, and we have two more papers under consideration for MILCOM 2018. These are related to …
So it’s finally time I re-did my website and make it a bit nicer than the simple site I had before. This new site id built using the Pelican static site generator, and it seems to work pretty well. Over time, I’ll fill in a lot of the …
This used to exist as files on a BBS and an email/newsgroup thread. Somehow my dad got it and printed it out on our Commodore 64. It’s been around forever, but still good for a laugh.
http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_172-1581-World-History-According-to-School-Children.html
If you can get past the obvious camp, and the host trying to make himself out to be the best thing that’s ever happened to these celebrities, it’s actually quite fascinating. And of course, anything with Colbert is always fun.
Available for free online.